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January vs June
She was considerably easier to squish into the cup the first time round.
Atheris nitschei rungweensis
Common Names: Rungwe tree viper, Rungwe bush viper, green-&-yellow bush viper
Not much studied, but probably mainly hemotoxic. Bites of humans rare, no serious human envenomations or fatalities reported, so far. Not considered lethal to humans, but no specific antivenom currently produced.
June Reptile of the Month
@lapillus-the-gargoyle-gecko’s Gargoyle Gecko Lapillus!
Hes so cute!!!
My Beebys
sableu
kurapikababu
Luffy - There’s a 99% chance he will win, so you probably shouldn’t fight him. He will yell at you, call you names, give an empowering speech about friendship, and then he’ll grind you and your dreams into dust. If by some incredible stroke of luck you do win, he will come back 500 chapters later to crush you, and then he’ll make you his friend.
Zoro - DOn’T DO IT!! DON’T DO IT FUCKER YOU WILL DIE!!!
Sanji - You can try, but you’ll probably lose (unless you’re a woman, in which case Kill Him). He will kick you and set you on fire, and then he’ll light a cigarette and soliloquize about how useless you are while you writhe around, broken and bleeding. When you finally get up to make your last stand he’ll yell out the name of a type of french cuisine and kick your charred ass into oblivion.
Nami - You ever wanted to know what being struck by lightning feels like? Yeah? Then go for it! Fight her and find out!
Usopp - You will be eaten by a plant. Don’t do it.
Chopper - Look at the lil’ guy. You probably think you can win, right? I mean, he’s so cute and small and fluffy… Oh, you’re nodding? What’s th-OH MY GOD HE’S EIGHT STORIES TALL?W HAT THE FUFCK HAHAHA YOU@RE RUNNING AAWAY NOW!!!! RUN SHITDICK! RUN!!!
Robin - I’ll be sure to visit you in hospital, dude. I’ll bring you some flowers and stand at your bedside shaking my head sadly. What were you thinkin’, huh? You fuckin’ walnut.
Franky - You can fight, but you won’t win. And why would you even wanna try? Not only is he a super cool guy who most likely did nothing to hurt you, he is also literally covered in weapons. He will fuck you up.
Brook - Yeah, you probably think you could take him. Like, oh, he’s a skeleton? Nothing more to him than bones? Walk in the park, brah! Then you get a chance to fight him and when you wake up you find out you’ve been slow dancing with yourself for eight hours.
In short, don’t fight the Strawhat crew.
